Fran Bow Cosplay

I finally managed to pull together this cosplay! And I’m pretty okay with it? I have to improve the makeup a tad but here is my first time trying it on all together. =D Have a Happy and Safe Halloween. Oh, yes, and have you seen my kitty…? His name is Mr. Midnight.

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Miraculous LadyBug Costume Tutorials

Hey you guys! With Halloween fast approaching, it’s no wonder a lot of you guys and gals want to cosplay as your favorite superheroes… LadyBug and Chat Noir! Let’s be real here, hahaha. Well, I’ve done quite a few tutorials on the dynamic duo and some parts of them might be helpful to you, I hope. Obviously everyone’s cosplay of them is going to be different so just have fun with it!

Christmas Count Down: Day 36

I am one of those people that usually ends up getting socks at some point or another for Christmas. Not that I mind socks or anything… But if you know someone that’s into a lot of scary things, or shows like The Walking Dead, I’ve found the coolest gift idea…

Zombie socks!

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They also have caution tape socks like these that you could mix-match with!

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Or if that’s not your cup of tea, I also found these epic Zombie slippers!

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Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! I hope everyone is being safe out there this year~

This year, I went to work as Joy from Inside Out! It was definitely an interesting experience, as I usually only ever dress up for conventions or costume contests… Outside of the house, at least!

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Did you guys dress up? If so, who or what did you go as? Feel free to share pictures!

Halloween Contest: Guavaween

Guavaween is a Halloween party that takes place in Downtown Tampa, Florida in Ybor City. While in the past it had a bad reputation, they managed to change it up and bring in security. They also have a $1000 Best Overall Costume Contest. A group of friends and I decided to give it a shot, dressing up for the Best Group category and hoping we would be good enough to at least win in the category, of course. Unfortunately, this isn’t a happy story and we didn’t go home with the prize for even the category, but at least we had fun doing it!

We essentially ended up matching the theme of the event, going for an Apocalyptic version of Scooby-Doo. To explain our missing Fred, well, unfortunately… We think the zombies got to him. Like, maybe we can reattach the foot and arm we found later if we find him alive?

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In our head canon:

Daphne has become leader of the group now that Fred is missing. No more splitting up is allowed.

Velma is the medic and smart one. She keeps us patched up and looking… good?

Shaggy stores supplies, responsible for making sure we never run out of food.

Fred is most likely dead, as we found both of his arms, one leg and lots of blood. Zombies?

Scooby-Doo was shrunk due to radiation in the immediate area after a fall-out.

In the future, I would not recommend cosplayers to take a leap to entering Halloween Contests, especially those that feature a large amount of drinking. Unless partying is your kind of thing, you end up experiencing a whole lot of things you’d rather not experience. If you want to maybe just come in for the portions of the contest and leave, that might be your best bet, but get prepared to sit around doing nothing for a long time.

(Terrible) Halloween Movies: It Follows

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A horror movie with an interesting premise and an exciting trailer, It Follows made my list of Horror movies I had to watch pretty quickly. Especially after all the wonderful things I heard about it. With a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics, what could go wrong, right? Well, the audience score is a 65% and there is a good reason why. It Follows starts with a bang, but quickly dissolves into slow paced scenes, flat acting and an obsession with creating “cool” cinematic scenes while the plot slowly. Slowly. Builds up. To me, it feels like a student project focused more on filmography than anything else. The cameraman 360 no scoped so much that I almost barfed…

About: It’s really not that hard to guess the plot of It Follows. Pretty much, you’ll know after having watched the trailer what it is about. There is a monster of some sort that follows you, jumping from person to person or mimicking people you know and love. The film has garnered critical acclaim and has been praised as “the best horror film in over a decade”. To me, it reminds me a lot of The Host. Good idea and premise but is so slow that I could literally leave the room for ten minutes or more and not miss a thing.

Warning! Spoilers Ahead!

If you actually want to watch this movie. PFFT.

The Plot/Characters: The beginning of the movie starts out with a bang. A young woman runs out of a house being chased by an unknown entity. Others in the neighborhood, including her dad, try to help, but she takes off in a car. On the beach, she makes a call to her parents telling them she loves them. The next morning, she’s found dead on the beach, her leg ripped halfway off and pulled the wrong way. The movie then moves to the main characters. Jay goes to the movies with her boyfriend, Hugh. They finally get close and have relations together, only for Hugh to drug her, explain that he has passed on a curse to her and she must have relations with someone else to save herself. After showing her the figure of a woman that’s the one following her now, exposition man… I mean, the boyfriend Jay off at her house. Halfway through the movie, Jay has still not been pursued, but is continuously seeing strange visions.  Her friends and her have discussions together, but nothing really is gripping about them. The characters are typical teens as well, with no real distinguishing features between them other than the boyfriend being a jerkface…

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Doing it in a car in an abandoned parking lot next to a parking garage is SO ROMANTIC.

The slow speed of the movie gives you a lot of time to think about things. Including, why the police didn’t investigate the boyfriend further and discover that he had a fake address and where he was? Seeing as how he tied up Jay against her will after knocking her out with chloroform. It leads the gang of Mystery Inc members to investigate themselves for a good portion of the movie. Also, after they meet him later, no one is upset and just chills with him, letting him explain more. Why the hell did he need to explain it while she was tied up then!? The main character even is so fed up with it that she’s busy plucking up blades of grass instead of listening. Also if Hugh went through the trouble of staying in an abandoned house to throw off suspicion, why did he leave a pic of him and his girlfriend inside of his porno mags? Actually, is the movie just a long dragged out porno?

Soda with a straw makes everything better. Jay forgives Hughs for kidnapping her, cause... These blades of grass are more interesting.
Soda with a straw makes everything better. Jay forgives Hughs for kidnapping her, cause… These blades of grass are more interesting.

The Scares: Some movies can move slowly and still build up atmosphere and scares. This movie really isn’t one of them. We see the monster about fifteen minutes or so in, before any of the other scares really happen besides the beginning scene. The beginning scene, in fact, was terrifying and got me excited for the movie since the woman is murdered by an unknown assailant. Now that the monster is seen, it’s almost a let down. Following that are a bunch of half-attempts at jumpscares, including a ball being thrown at a window. Lame, movie! LAME. I’ve seen scarier stuff in my own closet. 37 minutes in and nothing has even come after Jay, despite the movie only being an hour and a half long. Finally, her friend leaves and Jay goes to investigate a noise, leading to her seeing the “monster” again. A twisted looking woman… Peeing on her carpet. EW! JAY JUST CLEANED THAT CARPET, WOMAN!

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Extreme yoga on the beach kills. Don’t try this at home, kids.

Finally, Jay is pursued by more demonic looking monsters. Finally. Only, that doesn’t last long. It instead switches gears and spends a good portion of the movie with the friends tracking down Hugh only for him to rehash the same information. CALL THE POLICE GUYS!?

Something finally comes again while on the beach and attacks the friends. While it flings one of them, the others can’t see it at all which is a tad spooky. Maybe it just wanted to give her a hug? Also, why do real bullets affect this thing in the first place?

One of the boy friends also bangs her while she’s on a hospital bed so that the “curse” will follow him instead. Noble. Also. Disturbing. Like, it was wordless before he was just on top of her. So so… So romantic. I mean, boyfriend of the year material. Way better than that JERK that took her to the parking lot! This one at least had the decency to use a bed… I guess?

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Greg is so much better for me than Hugh. He at least takes me to fancy places like Hospital Beds.

The Monster: There are multiple monsters in this movie, as “It” can look like anyone including a spooky old Grandma, a semi-clothed woman in the midst of peeing, an eyeless tall man and a sleep deprived youth.

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Nothing is more terrifying than old women. Nothing. How did you know my deepest darkest fears, movie?
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Can you guys shut up? I’m trying to get some sleep! Also who redecorated this door?

The Score: Often repetitive and played on a high note, the score isn’t that original or impressive. I’m not sure why people were saying it was that great. In fact, I had to turn down the volume of my computer repeatedly while watching this so my ears didn’t bleed. Also, most times there is absolutely no music at all but the chirping of birds, crickets, etc. It reminds me of an old retro movie but with the volume either cranked to max or to zero.

Overall: It Follows is probably one example of a movie that is a total disconnect between critics and normal viewers. Either that, or I’m totally out of my mind and everyone else really absolutely loved this movie. It’s not scary, drags in so many places and the overall message is that screwing around is a bad idea, WHICH is probably a good message that ultimately just gets lost amongst the flat uninteresting characters. Actually… If that is the message, then why does the movie encourage it to stay alive? What are you trying to tell me, movie!? Jay’s mind seems to wander in this movie just as much as the plot does and cinematography is the sole focus of many of the scenes. That being said, yeah, a lot of the shots were beautiful and the premise was good. Ultimately, I’d rank this movie as on par with one of M. Night Shyamalan’s later works… (the twist is… THERE IS NO TWIST) It’s not even a funny kind of bad either, since it takes itself so serious.

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Shut up, actors. All you have to do is look cool for all of these shots.

Have you seen It Follows? If so, what did you think?